Everyone Will Fuck You

Dating sucks.  Being in a bad relationship sucks even more.

In my age bracket, there are far fewer single people than when I was young (20′s).  The ones that are available are either: Divorced, Widowed, or Socially Incompetent (still single in their 40′s).   Probably the sanest of this group are the Widows/Widowers.  Unless they killed their spouse.  Hm.

Anyway, anyone you meet has baggage.  They’re going to be hyper-sensitive to something (usually what they broke up about) and you don’t get any benefit of the doubt.  Her Ex ran off with a guy?  You don’t get to have any guy friends of your own; she’ll think your screwing them.  Eww.

Worse, they’ve built a new life and really don’t have time or desire to intertwine their lives with you.  Let’s just casually date. Barf.

Friends with benefits?  Fuck that shit.  I’m not going to be a human dildo so some “independent” woman can come over and get her cookies.  What’s the world come to when people look at each other as a thing instead of a person?  A fucked one.

Dating sucks.

Your own fucking mouth will kill you.  I’ve been reading “Eat to Live.”  It’s a great book.  I’ve watched a few “documentaries”; Food Inc., Eating and a couple of others.

I am now firmly convinced that our food life cycle is dangerous.  There is a huge marketing and lobbying effort designed to convince you that I’m wrong.  ”Milk, it does a body good” is probably one of the most recognizable.  It’s also a flat ass lie.

The FDA has approved nuking meat in order to kill feces based bacteria.  There is literally so much shit on the animals as they go to slaughter, that processing plants can’t get it all cleaned up.

The combination of dairy and meat in our bodies does stuff in our digestive system that is just plain bad.  Conversely, eating nuts or seeds with a salad increases our bodies ability to absorb nutrients by ten times.

Bottom line:  Even if the food processing was perfect, the amount of animal based food we eat is killing us slowly.  The rise of diabetes, heart disease and cancer can be directly correlated to the increase in a “US style” diet.

Our diet if fucking us to death.   At least this is something we can change.

I had a really cool (trust me) post written about how the Federal Government is fucking us all.  I did research for Constitutional accuracy, etc.  It was really good.

When I clicked “Save” I got a note telling me my session was expired.  I clicked back only to find blank forms.  Ack… fucked again!

Next time, I’ll compose off-line and paste a myriad of shit all at once.  Time that out POS software.

BTW, I decided to upgrade my CMS and am using Drupal… can’t wait for it to fuck me.

Un-Fucking real!! I don’t want a faceboot account, I don’t want to be social. I just want access to my RSS Feeds on my various desktops, tablets and phones. Google RSS FeedReader was pretty cool.. Until this:
Quote “Moments ago, Google chambered the mother of all bombshells: Reader, as soon as next week, will become part of Google+. It will be impossible to use Google Reader as a standalone product, and many of its social features (friending, following, sharing) are being buried in favor of Google+ equivalents.”

Read more here: http://www.extremetech.com/computing/101011-6-google-reader-replacements

Fucking Douchebags.

What can I say? FUCKED AGAIN!

I’m not a huge fan of Issue 2. It forces me to trust either the Government or the Unions. I don’t trust either of them, but at least I have a voice in the electing Government officials.
By defeating Issue 2, Ohioans have subjected themselves to the will of Union Thugs. “We want more money/benefits/etc. and if you don’t come up with a way to get it, we’ll strike.”

Look at the history of Union decisions and you’ll notice that they don’t even try to take care of their members needs, just themselves. Union workers are “me first” kind of people. The whole concept of sharing and caring is bullshit inside unions. Think I’m full of it? You are either uninformed or full of it yourself.

Ohio voters Fucked all Ohioans. I hope you’re proud of yourselves.

I paid way too much for a Verizon Samsung Galaxy Tab. I bought it in Nov. 2010 and the damn thing was $600. In Dec. they dropped the price to $500. That’s not the fucking.

Android was and is pretty cool stuff. Verizon like to “brand” the stuff they sell so the added  on a bunch of cost-me-money-shit-if-I-use-it software and fucked up the bluetooth configs.  VZW had the only (I think) Galaxy Tabs that would not work with a bluetooth keyboard. Assholes.  I tried a few other ROM/kernel combinations, but there aren’t too many developers working on the VZW version of the tab. My understanding is because VZW makes it painful.
Anyway, 3-4 months later they finally released update to the firmware and OS and I was able to use my BT Keyboard. I still had to root the damn thing to be able to use WIFI in ad-hoc mod, but that was pretty easy.
Now, they want to push another update. I don’t want their fucking update; I like my tab just fine. I’ve been downloading Amazon Free Apps of the Day. I’ve got High Scores and shit like that. I don’t want to fucking change my system. It’s fine, leave the the fuck alone.

BTW, I don’t use your fucking Cell Service, so I can ignore you if I want. At least I should be able to.  Fucking “Install Now, Remind me later” pop-up has been bugging me for the last week.   I just get to a good part in one of my Nook Books (She pulls her panties down..) and this fucking thing pops-up in my face asking me to stop what I’m doing and let them fuck up my tablet.

Where is the Fuck-Off option?

Thankfully there are some great folks over at XDA-Developers working on a new ROM/Kernel for the VZW Tab. Hopefully I get to flash one more ROM and ride that thing till my tab HW dies.

I run Liberty 2 ROM on my D2 phone and I didn’t get fucked over by the GB Update VZW pushed recently. I spent 2 weeks on the phone and IM trying to fix my EX-wife’s D2 after she accepted the update.

Verizon Wireless — You’re forced updates SUCK.
Just to be fair: T-Mobile. That girl you have on TV now is hot… I likes.   Your customer service (at least 10 years ago) was top notch. Your coverage and network SUCK!

Sprint — No one every wants to talk to you. Your CS sucks ass. It’s worse than the Credit Card Commercials with “Peggy”.

ATT — Everything about you sucks. … Everything… I just don’t know what else to say. You suck.

I need to buy some Anal Ease.. these people are killing my ass.

You might think I hate Google, I don’t.My good friends in the world of FOSS fuck me too. Consider the recent changes from KDE and GNOME. I don’t like or use Gnome, so I don’t care as much.

I really don’t think I’m in love with KDE.  FVWM was pretty cool.   I mean how much fucking eye-candy can you deal with? Can’t we focus on being efficient before we get fancy?
Think it’s only X-managers? Pfft! Ubuntu fans (FUCK UBUNTU) they changed your startup process and then your interface. Don’t bother to gain skill with this weeks version, it’ll change next release! Fuck that shit.
The ONLY problem with FOSS is that it’s totally up to the guy (or team) (or NFP Org) writing the code to determine the direction, features added or abandoned. Apparently, since I don’t like social apps (see previous) post, I don’t know enough to like the stupid ass changes most FOSS Projects make.

Don’t think for a second I’m putting FOSS down to the glory/support/love for/etc closed source. Let some asshole like Bill Gates (Steve Jobs, Larry Ellison, IBM CEO de jour, etc) tell me what to think.

I work for (large corporation) and we spend millions per year on software and support from large software companies. We recently ran into a situation where Large Software co had never seen a DB with such large RAM requirements. OMG! it’s the first time a global company has seen someone using 512G of RAM!!! WTF! Spent a long time waiting for them to figure out WTF they were gonna do. — FUCKED by Non FOSS.

All I really want to do is get Fucked by Iliza… Is that too much to ask? I mean I’ve been fucked by everyone in the software world so far.

Maybe hardware is better… LMFAO.

I started this site for 2 reasons:

1) I was sick of getting fucked by SaaS Sites
2) I had $15 in my paypal account to pay for the domain name.
2a) It was available… who’d have thought?

Everyone Will Fuck You given the chance. At least in the corporate world and “Free” Software as a Service.

I have to pick on Google first. OMG they even have “Do no evil” in their corporate guidelines. I guess it’s up to interpretation.

Personally, I take issue with them funding socialist election campaingns, but that’s another story.

Google Hosted Email Domains recently underwent an “upgrade” whereby you can no longer be logged in to multiple Google hosted domains in the same browser.

OMG! WTF?!!

I happen to have a gmail account that I like to use. I don’t block ads, I obey the T&C. I get 7+ gigs (and counting) of FREE Email.

I also happen to be a member of several other organizations that have taken advantage of Google’s offer of Free Domain Hosted Email (+docs, etc). Since the “upgrade,” I can’t be logged into all of my email accounts at once. The formely useful Gmail checker plus, is now a lame-ass 1 account notifier. It’s not the fault of Gmail checker Plus, it’s Google’s Fault.

I’ve been fucked.

I’m not going to spend a lot of time on “pretty things” here. I do hope to have the patience to elaborate on other stories.. including 1 where I am the fucker.,

If you haven’t been fucked yet…you really have, but just don’t know it yet.